Jerseytar?

I came up with a bunch of ideas along the lines of the Jersey Shore parody. One that I like the best goes something like this...

-Corporate guy talking about the world's largest supply of "blank" and it's right beneath the Jersey Shore.
-Problem is, the native guido tribe resides there and they won't move.
-So the plan is for Private Jake Sully to become a "Jerseytar" and blend in with the natives; learning their unique language and customs and gaining their trust...
-So they give Sully a guido makeover and send him in. To become part of the tribe he has to complete the GTL (gym, tan and laundry)
-After T-Shirt Time, Sully goes for his final test with the crew: to creep on girls
-After deflecting some grenades and getting some chicks for the hot tub, Sully is accepted and starts to become one of them.
-The military sees Sully's mission as a failure and decides to bomb the boardwalk, killing lots of guidos and exploding a tanning salon.

I think it has potential but I still need to discuss it with the guys here. Other than that I've been watching Jersey Shore and recording soundbites for two straight days now and am losing my mind. Good thing I'm looking "fresh to death" today.